Are you a rich perv who wants to own a piece of Hollywood history? Well then it's your lucky day! TMZ is reporting that Holly Madison's old crash pad, the Playboy Mansion, is about to go up for sale.


Playboy Enterprises allegedly thinks the six-acre Holmby Hills estate is worth about $200 million dollars. However, TMZ says that their "real estate sources" believe the property is in tear-down condition — which you would probably agree with if you read Holly's book — and that it's actually worth between $80-90 million, simply because of its history. Still, that's no chump change.


But there's one ENORMOUS catch if you buy the property: you're getting a super horny 89-year-old roommate! That's right, TMZ repots that whoever buys it will be required to give Hugh Hefner a life estate so he can live in the mansion until he dies. I smell a new reality show!


Oh, and if you're crazy rich and get an appointment to tour the house, just know that there's one place you can't go: Hugh's bedroom. Be thankful for the little things.